jane, you have filled my heart with butterflies and dreams. but my reality does not include things so nice as an english accent. so i must force my thoughts back to ugly american english, and with that i say DAMN!
damn you, jane austen! the day i moved into my room i have wished that one night when i least expected it my lover would tap on my window to steal me away into the night. so here i am watching emma when i hear a light tap-tap... could it be!? yes of course! i'm not expecting anyone so yes it makes perfect sense! here he is! but no. the tapping was not on my window but on my door. of course. my roommate wanted to eat my graham crackers. of course.