this isn't working out... soooo should we just make-out and call it good?*
*no mom, this didn't actually happen.
i decided to buy the continuous spray sun-tan lotion so i'd be able to apply it myself. YES I'M SINGLE.
6.07.2011
sometimes i think i'd make a better character than human being.
5.30.2011
i'm allergic to bees but addicted to you. both have the potential to destroy me.
5.08.2011
happy mother's day! i like it when people wish me a happy mother's day. i'm not a mom, but i'm a pre-mom. MOM: phase one. and that counts for something.