tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74998938404769605972024-03-13T19:48:58.373-06:00moonspeakmy thoughts from sleepless nightsclairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.comBlogger213125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-42151123330716450842013-01-24T11:56:00.001-07:002013-01-24T11:56:30.668-07:00
last night at 2 am i decided to start blogging again. I KNOW.
i guess christmas came early this year, you guys!clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-78401728304922393222011-06-18T01:13:00.001-06:002011-06-18T01:15:41.580-06:00RIP <br />clairemargueritte.blogspot.com<br />2/10/10 - 6/18/11<br /><br /><br />it's been real.<br />stay sweet.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-22618549421375098202011-06-09T01:48:00.003-06:002011-06-09T01:52:35.861-06:00this isn't working out... soooo should we just make-out and call it good?*<br /><br />*no mom, this didn't actually happen.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-23652534887294836982011-06-09T01:29:00.002-06:002011-06-09T01:36:36.413-06:00i decided to buy the continuous spray sun-tan lotion so i'd be able to apply it myself. YES I'M SINGLE.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-91399495582107858832011-06-07T16:02:00.000-06:002011-06-07T16:03:07.044-06:00sometimes i think i'd make a better character than human being.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-20703460979372327272011-05-30T00:43:00.002-06:002011-05-30T00:45:56.904-06:00i'm allergic to bees but addicted to you. both have the potential to destroy me.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-55876225224213146642011-05-08T18:50:00.002-06:002011-05-08T18:58:57.133-06:00happy mother's day! i like it when people wish me a happy mother's day. i'm not a mom, but i'm a pre-mom. MOM: phase one. and that counts for something.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-13981158854858930342011-05-06T03:32:00.003-06:002011-05-06T03:52:18.969-06:00it could have been yours. it could have been mine. and now i guess we'll never know. but the truth is i ate that salsa. and i liked. quite frankly, i loved it. consider the mystery of who owns the salsa MOOT. you're welcome.<br /><br />ps. i'm awake.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-84283297380654973602011-05-04T13:43:00.002-06:002011-05-04T17:49:23.506-06:00you're not ready?.. i don't think you're ready either.<br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IyYnnUcgeMc?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-66916351532494053942011-05-03T18:42:00.001-06:002011-05-03T18:46:47.145-06:00skeleton sweatshirt. gummy octopuses. airsoft gun. things are about to get crazayyy.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-12634132659131854852011-05-02T15:14:00.002-06:002011-05-02T15:25:43.746-06:00so you're in the game. you haven't won yet, but at least you're playing. some people cant even get their shoes on right. you on the other hand got a pat on the bum as you ran onto the field. so keep your chin up, alright.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-63005823105269856992011-04-27T03:02:00.001-06:002011-04-27T03:05:53.993-06:00sometimes i am so dumb i want to punch myself right on the side of my head! KABLAMO!clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-47201376350266097072011-04-22T01:45:00.001-06:002011-04-22T01:49:18.262-06:00who's got 2 thumbs and her own check book!? THIS KID! woo! adult city!clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-17774110081585763632011-04-20T17:35:00.002-06:002011-04-20T18:04:00.543-06:00i am my father's daughter. this really hit me the other day when i saw my roommate loading the dishwasher incorrectly. i thought it would have been rude to reload everything she put in, but boy did i want to.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-28851811803056143382011-04-19T23:14:00.002-06:002011-04-19T23:27:11.045-06:00new favorite game: decide how you're going to respond to a text before you read it or even who it's from.<div><br /></div><div>blop-bleep-bloop!</div><div><br /></div><div>"i can't, i feel ugly." perfect.</div>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-26102490080023507642011-04-19T22:03:00.002-06:002011-04-19T22:12:09.622-06:00<div>because of liz lemon, i'm ok being a loser with a bad haircut.</div><div><br /></div><a href="http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/10/39/5/301/3019466/469340fc21be5fe7_liz-lemon.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 317px; height: 245px;" src="http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/10/39/5/301/3019466/469340fc21be5fe7_liz-lemon.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><div>now gimme some of that pop-tart.<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-30715883535940358092011-04-19T21:38:00.002-06:002011-04-19T21:59:25.986-06:00bad news, guys. pay day is <i>next </i>week. i lasted 4 whole days. 4. where did it all go? why was i so convinced i was getting paid this friday? i have no idea.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-44331247196244200242011-04-18T01:45:00.003-06:002011-04-18T01:52:57.854-06:00this song pretty much describes my relationship with mcdonalds.<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="560" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eM213aMKTHg?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />"i'll have a mcdouble and snack size oreo mcflurry, please."clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-56417878808680992042011-04-09T23:56:00.002-06:002011-04-10T01:20:22.556-06:00i have an alter ego. she doesn't have a name (yet) but she's sexy as hell and shoots people like there's no tomorrow. if you piss me off you better believe my un-named second self is wasting no time blowing you to bits.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-57909466535476210112011-03-28T22:19:00.003-06:002011-03-29T21:05:40.001-06:00damn you, jane austen! the day i moved into my room i have wished that one night when i least expected it my lover would tap on my window to steal me away into the night. so here i am watching emma when i hear a light tap-tap... could it be!? yes of course! i'm not expecting anyone so yes it makes perfect sense! here he is! but no. the tapping was not on my window but on my door. of course. my roommate wanted to eat my graham crackers. of course.<div><br /></div><div>jane, you have filled my heart with butterflies and dreams. but my reality does not include things so nice as an english accent. so i must force my thoughts back to ugly american english, and with that i say DAMN!</div>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-24219581984522011532011-03-26T02:40:00.003-06:002011-03-26T03:20:48.831-06:00i'm currently reading a novel that my friend wrote. first draft. first eyes ever to read his words. a real honor.<div><br /></div><div>when i was in the middle of the second chapter a friend popped up on chat. "no time to talk," i told him. "i'm reading a book my friend wrote." </div><div><br /></div><div>"o wow that's great. i want to write a book," he said.</div><div><br /></div><div>when i was in the middle of the third chapter another friend popped up on chat. "can't talk," i said. "i'm reading a book my friend wrote."</div><div><br /></div><div>"pretty cool," he said. "i've always wanted to write a book."</div><div><br /></div><div>so... does everyone want to write a book? the answer is yes. because i too want write a book. </div><div><br /></div><div>STUPIDDDDDDDDDD.</div>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-34517779759085560762011-03-16T02:12:00.002-06:002011-03-16T02:30:11.074-06:00i wonder if i close my eyes so tight and muster all the magic i have in my body, the magic in my fingers and toes and eyelashes, if i gather it all in one spot, into one single wish, you will knock on my door right now... right. now. riiiiiight nowwwwww.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-80796243432355093662011-03-16T01:42:00.006-06:002011-03-16T03:42:15.838-06:00"i did not want to be ridiculous, but i desired to be terrible." -the kreutzer sonata<div><br /></div><div>amen.</div>clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-34673913420023146842011-03-14T00:45:00.001-06:002011-03-14T00:48:37.820-06:00initiating operation SHUT DOWN.clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7499893840476960597.post-57037153181045222622011-03-10T15:00:00.002-07:002011-03-10T15:11:28.603-07:00i want to go to prom. psyche! i just want to go to a dance or event or something that has a drop net full of balloons. i'll <a href="http://www.ehow.com/how_4719180_own-balloon-drop-net.html">do it</a> myself if i have to!clairehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00585007052621937004noreply@blogger.com1